(#)CAML
Updated 03 February, 2002
(Click to see older updates in case ya missed something ;)
This is the home portal of anything relating to the people and
happenings of, among other forums like #AT and #EP, Cruel Angel Mailing List
(CAML), and its sister channel on IRC, #CAML. I use the abbreviation (#)CAML to refer
to both at once. =^-^=
Logs Quotes
•Beau versus PerlGRONK: Beau has it
out with PerlGRONK in a private message lovers' quarrel.
•#CAML-Anime log of
randomness!: We had a VERY...*interesting*...conversation on
#CAML-Anime, about things like talking toilets and Nintendo 64 games.
Trust me, ya gotta read it to understand it. =^^=
•#CAML-K0W: Domino initiates a discussion on
various forms of bovine government....And it all goes downhill from there.
•Chicken: Richard/Shinji asks the
inevitable question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and predicts how
some of us (#)CAMLites would answer. He was frighteningly accurate too. =@.o=
•Deionæra versus PerlGRONK: Just what it
says. P-GRONK and Deionæra go at it when Perl tries to steal Deionæra's foot!
•Dildo of Death: Does this REALLY need
explaining?
•Giant Pussy: While Deionæra is away
from the computer, her fellow #CAMLites take this time to discuss evil plans for setting
up tours in her...pussy.
•Goddamon: The #CAMLites discuss Christian
anime...such as Goddamn Wing, Jesus 1/3, Sailor Moses, and the all-time classic, Jesumon!
•Gundam W Sex: Shinji and I explore
the side of Shin Kidousenki Gundam W you've never seen outside of fanfics and doujinshi....
•King of Fighters '99: DominoRose
answers the question, "What if CAML had an entry in the King of Fighters
Tournament '99?" by using several of us (#)CAMLites as contenders. =^-^=
•Owen's Chili: We on #CAML-Anime learn exactly
*how* Owen seasons his chili...unfortunately.
•Princess Yaoi: The Cheeses of Nazareth?
Princess Bride Yaoi? =@.o= Go look!
•Pulse versus PandapandapandaGRONK! From
Qlzqqlzup, it's yet another log of #CAML-Anime insanity as Pulse and PerlGRONK--who's cleverly
disguised as three pandas--go head-to-head! (That sounds kinda kinky. ;P~)
•Queefer: Another WRONG log in which Jesus,
circumcisions, and vaginal noises--just for starters--were covered. The chat began on #CAML
and then eventually migrated over to #AT....
•Sex & Cobalt Connery: As the #CAMLites
discuss detachable clits and sandblasters, Deionæra swears she's not doing Cobalt Connery (the
COSTUME Alkana and I were discussing the mechanics of, sheesh! ;P~)
•Starfucks: Somehow, discussion of T-Lilly's
impending pussy led to her opening a coffeehouse on #AT--Starfucks! However, this ain't your
mother's coffee you'll find in this chat log....Also contains many instances of PerlGRONK
trying to get Rion Magnus into bed.
•Womb With a View: Pulse and SComps
explore cheap housing options by attempting to set up shop in...um...mine and GRONK's
wombs. *Sweatdrops*
And now, the descent into chaos. Here's a sample of a few of our
quotes, if ya wanna see what you're about to get yourself into ;) :
•TYPO QUOTE: ((Lady-Puppy)) I have a BUNCH of teal
shits!
•BAD PUN/JOKE QUOTE: * Doc_Ido raises his eyebrows.
* elfman see's doc's eyebrows and raises him a hairline
•WTF? QUOTE: ((shinji)) yeah well... she better be damn
good if she expects me to let her bite my head off afterwards.
•BOTQUOTE: ((Deionaera-Mystagic)) Akito, see? Borg likes you.
((PerlBorg)) well duh borg gets kinky
•QUOTE THAT SUMS THIS UP PERFECTLY....: ((Zyvernia))
I said that many stupid things???
On to the quotes!
•New Quotes: 03 February, 2002
•Convention Quotes: Most recent
convention quotes from Katsucon 007, 2001
•Donielle Mari
Mystagic/Deionaera-Mystagic/Linka-of-Hyrule: Call me what you want; I'm still
(#)CAML's Kawaii Little Ball of Alicat & the Mistress of the (#)CAML
Squeaky Hammer (TM)! =D
•Doc_Ido: The Resident
Old Fogey (*Runs* ;), AKA He Who Consistently Tells His Channel Ops to
Behave and Bemoans Ever Giving Us Our @'s in the First Place (*WEG*)
•DominoRose: Guardian
Puppy and Botmistress!
•Elfman: The
Incredible Edible Elfman! Which end is up? Can anyone tell under all that
hair?
•Fausti: Master of the
Faustian Slip
•Fuyunohi: Elven
Master of the Subtly Random
• Lady-Stardust:
Locke, Elven Destroyer of Time along with her PerlBorg-clone bot, PerlGRONK!
•Other: These are the
quotes of those who don't yet have enough for their own section.
•PerlBorg is
#CAML-Anime's infamous resident bot, created by Qlzqqlzup. Borg logs
everything we say and regularly spits out random words that
are frequently *just* coherent enough to be hilarious. =^-^=
I also have here three chatlogs in addition to PerlBorg's quotes.
One is from #CAML-Anime with Setra and PerlBorg having a
lover's quarrel (*LOLs*). The other two are from #Linux and
#Sex on Undernet (an anti-bot network). Several of us on
#CAML-Anime decided to go give Undernet's residents a taste of bot madness, with
rolling-on-the-floor funny results until Borg was finally banned. *WEG* Borg's nick in the
#Sex log is kinKi-, by the way. I'm P00sP00s, the one trying to get all the men revved up. ;)
•PerlGRONK (quotes, Part 01 and
Part 02) is the PerlBorg-esque lovechild of
Lady-Stardust! =^-^=
•Perly Insanity 01 and
Perly Insanity 02: Donated by Lady-Stardust,
these are mostly random PerlBorg and PerlGRONK quotes, but there's a few other gems by other
people she has logged here too. =^^v=
•Pulse: A11 f33r l33t P00lse!
•Shinji: Wuss-boy ;)
•Tenchi-Masaki: P00sy-Masta of Sasami
and Tsunami
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