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(#)CAML

Updated 03 February, 2002
(Click to see older updates in case ya missed something ;)

The Quotes files have all been updated, and if you just want to read the newest quotes, try the New Quotes file. Also the following chat logs have been added: Queefer and Starfucks. XD

This is the home portal of anything relating to the people and happenings of, among other forums like #AT and #EP, Cruel Angel Mailing List (CAML), and its sister channel on IRC, #CAML. I use the abbreviation (#)CAML to refer to both at once. =^-^=

Logs

We say some pretty funny, disgusting, and just plain WRONG stuff on (#)CAML. Here's the logs of some of the worst.
Beau versus PerlGRONK: Beau has it out with PerlGRONK in a private message lovers' quarrel.
#CAML-Anime log of randomness!: We had a VERY...*interesting*...conversation on #CAML-Anime, about things like talking toilets and Nintendo 64 games. Trust me, ya gotta read it to understand it. =^^=
#CAML-K0W: Domino initiates a discussion on various forms of bovine government....And it all goes downhill from there.
Chicken: Richard/Shinji asks the inevitable question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and predicts how some of us (#)CAMLites would answer. He was frighteningly accurate too. =@.o=
Deionæra versus PerlGRONK: Just what it says. P-GRONK and Deionæra go at it when Perl tries to steal Deionæra's foot!
Dildo of Death: Does this REALLY need explaining?
Giant Pussy: While Deionæra is away from the computer, her fellow #CAMLites take this time to discuss evil plans for setting up tours in her...pussy.
Goddamon: The #CAMLites discuss Christian anime...such as Goddamn Wing, Jesus 1/3, Sailor Moses, and the all-time classic, Jesumon!
Gundam W Sex: Shinji and I explore the side of Shin Kidousenki Gundam W you've never seen outside of fanfics and doujinshi....
King of Fighters '99: DominoRose answers the question, "What if CAML had an entry in the King of Fighters Tournament '99?" by using several of us (#)CAMLites as contenders. =^-^=
Owen's Chili: We on #CAML-Anime learn exactly *how* Owen seasons his chili...unfortunately.
Princess Yaoi: The Cheeses of Nazareth? Princess Bride Yaoi? =@.o= Go look!
Pulse versus PandapandapandaGRONK! From Qlzqqlzup, it's yet another log of #CAML-Anime insanity as Pulse and PerlGRONK--who's cleverly disguised as three pandas--go head-to-head! (That sounds kinda kinky. ;P~)
Queefer: Another WRONG log in which Jesus, circumcisions, and vaginal noises--just for starters--were covered. The chat began on #CAML and then eventually migrated over to #AT....
Sex & Cobalt Connery: As the #CAMLites discuss detachable clits and sandblasters, Deionæra swears she's not doing Cobalt Connery (the COSTUME Alkana and I were discussing the mechanics of, sheesh! ;P~)
Starfucks: Somehow, discussion of T-Lilly's impending pussy led to her opening a coffeehouse on #AT--Starfucks! However, this ain't your mother's coffee you'll find in this chat log....Also contains many instances of PerlGRONK trying to get Rion Magnus into bed.
Womb With a View: Pulse and SComps explore cheap housing options by attempting to set up shop in...um...mine and GRONK's wombs. *Sweatdrops*

Quotes

We all say things we wish we hadn't. On #CAML-Anime, however, if you say something hilarious, be it a witty comment, random remark, or a classic typo, we'll never let you live it down! I have here a large collection of quotes taken from my time spent chatting on #CAML-Anime. The grand tradition of logging quotes was begun by DominoRose, and I kinda inherited the job from her later. Most are quotes I've taken myself, but some were donated by others, who are credited whenever I know who they are. I plan on updating the quotes section at least weekly, because it's not often I go for more than a few days without taking a quote on #CAML-Anime, and they really add up! =^-^= Whenever someone gets at least 30 quotes, they get their own section.
And now, the descent into chaos. Here's a sample of a few of our quotes, if ya wanna see what you're about to get yourself into ;) :

TYPO QUOTE: ((Lady-Puppy)) I have a BUNCH of teal shits!
BAD PUN/JOKE QUOTE: * Doc_Ido raises his eyebrows.
* elfman see's doc's eyebrows and raises him a hairline
WTF? QUOTE: ((shinji)) yeah well... she better be damn good if she expects me to let her bite my head off afterwards.
BOTQUOTE: ((Deionaera-Mystagic)) Akito, see? Borg likes you.
((PerlBorg)) well duh borg gets kinky
QUOTE THAT SUMS THIS UP PERFECTLY....: ((Zyvernia)) I said that many stupid things???

On to the quotes!
New Quotes: 03 February, 2002
Convention Quotes: Most recent convention quotes from Katsucon 007, 2001
Donielle Mari Mystagic/Deionaera-Mystagic/Linka-of-Hyrule: Call me what you want; I'm still (#)CAML's Kawaii Little Ball of Alicat & the Mistress of the (#)CAML Squeaky Hammer (TM)! =D
Doc_Ido: The Resident Old Fogey (*Runs* ;), AKA He Who Consistently Tells His Channel Ops to Behave and Bemoans Ever Giving Us Our @'s in the First Place (*WEG*)
DominoRose: Guardian Puppy and Botmistress!
Elfman: The Incredible Edible Elfman! Which end is up? Can anyone tell under all that hair?
Fausti: Master of the Faustian Slip
Fuyunohi: Elven Master of the Subtly Random
Lady-Stardust: Locke, Elven Destroyer of Time along with her PerlBorg-clone bot, PerlGRONK!
Other: These are the quotes of those who don't yet have enough for their own section.
PerlBorg is #CAML-Anime's infamous resident bot, created by Qlzqqlzup. Borg logs everything we say and regularly spits out random words that are frequently *just* coherent enough to be hilarious. =^-^= I also have here three chatlogs in addition to PerlBorg's quotes. One is from #CAML-Anime with Setra and PerlBorg having a lover's quarrel (*LOLs*). The other two are from #Linux and #Sex on Undernet (an anti-bot network). Several of us on #CAML-Anime decided to go give Undernet's residents a taste of bot madness, with rolling-on-the-floor funny results until Borg was finally banned. *WEG* Borg's nick in the #Sex log is kinKi-, by the way. I'm P00sP00s, the one trying to get all the men revved up. ;)
PerlGRONK (quotes, Part 01 and Part 02) is the PerlBorg-esque lovechild of Lady-Stardust! =^-^=
Perly Insanity 01 and Perly Insanity 02: Donated by Lady-Stardust, these are mostly random PerlBorg and PerlGRONK quotes, but there's a few other gems by other people she has logged here too. =^^v=
Pulse: A11 f33r l33t P00lse!
Shinji: Wuss-boy ;)
Tenchi-Masaki: P00sy-Masta of Sasami and Tsunami

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